Is This Santa Claus Or David Letterman?

By Tommy Gimler

Santa probably couldn’t give two shits about any volleyball team at Ball State University, so by that rationale, we’ll go with Letterman.

Holy barbate beard and bawdy baldness, Batman! Take a look at what former late night king David Letterman looks like less than one year after retirement:



Seriously, if you were to tell us that Letterman took his entire savings and put it on Michigan State to win the NCAA Tournament this year, lost and now lives under a freeway overpass just outside of Toledo, based on this picture, I’d have to think about it before saying there’s no way that could be true.

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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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