Even Siri Thinks The Cleveland Browns Are Sad

Since the turn of the century, the Browns have had nine head coaches, 24 different starting quarterbacks, two winning seasons and just one postseason appearance. They drafted a Heisman-winning quarterback in the first round two years ago, but he’s no longer on their roster because he spent more time throwing back shots in Vegas than throwing touchdowns on the playing field. They play in Cleveland.

Yup, things are pretty sad in Brownstown these days. In fact, it’s become so pathetic that even the iPhone’s built-in “intelligent assistant” is now taking shots at them.

According to Cleveland.com, if you’re in Cleveland and you ask Siri to find either “sadness” or the “Factory of Sadness,” here’s where she’ll send you:

Of course, FirstEnergy Stadium has been housing miserable Browns fans eight Sundays a year since 1999.

It’s unknown if someone working at Apple is responsible for the latest dig at the Cleveland Browns and their fans or whether or not this will be the last straw that finally sends every Browns fan over the edge. I mean, at this point, you have to think that very few of them have a sense of humor left.

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