Female MMA Fighter Delivers Instant Karma To Would-Be Robber

September 2, 2015

Before you decide to try your hand at mugging, always be sure to A) strongly consider your life choices in general, and B) always study your prospective victim carefully before you make your move. Otherwise, you’ll end up like the man in this video who made the very unwise decision to try and rob MMA strawweight fighter Monique Bastos in Acailandia, Brazil, last night. If you’re not a fan of men shrieking, it might be a good idea to turn your volume down, because this guy wasn’t going down without a pathetic sob session. (h/t Uproxx)

Speaking of MMA fighters: Ronda Rousey Got Asked Out To The Marine Corps Ball And She Said Yes

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