Penis Graffiti on Michigan High School Football Field Cancels Four Games

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Let’s be honest: That field looked like it was in need of an upgrade anyway.

According to UPI, four football games scheduled to be played at Bedford High School got the ax last week after vandals used grass killer to create a gigantic cranny ax in the middle of the football field.

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Penis Graffiti on Michigan High School Football Field Cancels Four Games

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“It’s unfortunate that we have to divert funds to take care of this, and not just the dollars but the man power and all of the things that go along with that,” Bedford Schools Superintendent Mark Kleinhans said. He approximated that somewhere between $15,000 and $20,000 worth of sod and labor will be needed to remove the giant penis from the field in time for this week’s varsity homecoming game.

Police think the vandals are two teens who got the idea from the internet, and they are also seeking a warrant for a 50-year-old mother who they think helped them out.

It’s unknown if the teens purposely made the left testicle larger than the right.

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