The Seal and Heidi Klum relationships of planet Earth remind us of one very important fact: there are many mismatched celebrity couples in our sad, pathetic world. Money may not buy happiness, but it must make a strong selling point in some of these cases.
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden
Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden has given us several reasons to think he’s a big fat douche, and he still somehow lands one of the best blondes in the business. We don’t get it.
Amanda Seyfried and Justin Long
He’s possibly the biggest dork in Hollywood, but luckily he found the one girl who doesn’t know that.
Christina Hendricks and Geoffrey Arend
“(500) Days of Summer” sidekick Geoffrey Arend must be a magician if he’s pulling real life Jessica Rabbits out of his hat.
Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen
Maybe she just really, really loves when he does Borat.
Steffiana De La Cruz and Kevin James
Of all the “grown ups” she could’ve had, she goes with the fattest one. Good for the fat guy, though.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick
After the disaster that was 1998’s “Godzilla,” we’re amazed he could find someone who wasn’t a monster themselves. Then again, SJP does kind of look like a horse.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
Mariah is 11 years older than him, but have you ever seen Cannon in “Drum Line” killing it? That’s enough to win over any hot mega pop star.
Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods
Take away Tiger’s golf game and what does he really have to offer? Oh yeah, millions of dollars. Just keep the clubs away from Lindsey in case Tiger goes back to his, ahem, old winning ways.
Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino
Some say he’s a genius and she’s past her prime. We say he looks completely psychotic and she’s still a bombshell. Good for them.
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris (now Crystal Hefner)
Last but not least, the man with more mismatched girlfriends than any guy on the planet: Mr. Hugh Hefner. He and his 100-year-old erection are still crushing it.
