Meanwhile at CES: Japanese Engineers Introduce Cat Toy That Sucks On Your Finger (‘Cause That Won’t End Pervertedly) This is one pussy you might want to avoid.
Cannabis Compounds Prevent Covid Infection, Says Study We’d Happily Be Guinea Pigs For Puff, puff, pass to prevent coronavirus.
Condom Sales Down 40 Percent During the Pandemic, Study Says Almost as Low as Our Libido Condom sales have fallen abysmally since the pandemic began.
Meanwhile in Germany: Tetris Bar Lets You Play Games 14 Stories Off Ground (What Could Go Wrong?) Somebody didn’t think this through.
Meanwhile in LA: 2 Cops Fired For Ignoring Robbery to Chase Pokémon, Would Have Gotten Away With It If Not For That Meddling Snorlax A California court has ruled that two Pokémon Cops who ignored a robbery call to search for a Snorlax in…
Republican Party Plans to Withdraw From Presidential Debates, Shocking People They Thought They Were Debating in First Place This is the first time they've pulled out of anything.
Meanwhile in Politics: Ballsy Democrat Wants Anti-Mask House Members Put in Isolation Boxes, Might Have to Settle For Coffins You can't always get what you want.
Farmer Does a Matrix, Has Cows Fitted With VR Goggles to Make Them Think They Are Outside in Pastures Is it safe to say that we have officially entered the Mootrix?
Party People Catch Covid During Travels, Now No Airline Will Fly These Annoying Little A-Holes This is the lesson we all learned after a group of Canadians Gone Wild had an in-flight party so offensive,…
Play of the Day: Fauci Has Hot Mic On While Calling Republican Senator ‘Moron’ Dr. Fauci is known for being a healer (of sorts). But his words did some serious damage to Republican senator…
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Poses Topless in One of Her Boldest Looks Leonardo DiCaprio‘s girlfriend, Vittoria Ceretti, has drawn attention for her latest Instagram photo carousel, which includes a topless picture. Her latest batch of…
Donald Trump Says He Would ‘Take a Bullet for This Country’ Donald Trump claimed that he would “take a bullet for this country” while addressing the stock market. He revealed that…
Donald Trump Calls Barack Obama ‘Greatest Sucker’ In New Rant Donald Trump has thrown shade at his presidential predecessor, Barack Obama, in his latest online outburst, slamming the Democratic Party…
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Goes Braless in a Completely Sheer Dress In her new Instagram photos, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend, Vittoria Ceretti, steps into frame wearing a completely sheer, braless dress that…
Jessica Alba Bares Her Legs in a Minidress That Couldn’t Get Any Shorter Serving another stylish moment, Jessica Alba got fans talking after sharing photos in a leg-baring minidress that instantly stole the…