I wasn’t born with balls, but I’m an expert at handling them according to the varsity letters I’ve been awarded and the smiles I’ve put on faces. As such, I’m qualified to say Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend is doing it all wrong. If you don’t believe me, look at Ronaldo’s grumpy-face.
Taylor Swift is reportedly expected to take a new name after marriage. However, insiders suggest she will keep her stage…
