All The Middleton Chicks Are Kinda Drunk Whores

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Much like her sister, Pippa Middleton likes to get fall down drunk and show off her underwear in front of cameras. Cool. It’s also pretty cool what putting a chick in a designer bridesmaid dress will do, though. It turns a drunk chick in her bra on her knees waiting for the next guy in line into a classy and elegant symbol of the dutiful and pure Maid of Honor. Much how like when I put on my Batman footie pajamas I become a symbol of hope and strength for the people of Raleigh.