Lindsay Lohan is Stacked

It’s clear that Lindsay Lohan is a pale, freckled slut whose vagina looks like a chewed up piece of Bubble Yum (NSFW), but you have to admit, she has a fantastic rack. I guess what I’m trying to say that although “throw in shark tank” and “drop anvil on head” are high on the list of things I want to do to Lindsay Lohan, “titty fuck” is pretty high, too.