Threesome Participants Arrested When Fight Breaks Out After One Of Them Suggests Adding A Fourth

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Funny. Usually it’s not sluts but slots that do you in at a casino.

According to The Smoking Gun, a married Massachusetts couple looking to spice up their monogamy at a New York casino last Sunday morning found a young woman willing to make that happen, but when one of them suggested they add a fourth to the fun, all hell broke loose and everybody wound up leaving the casino in handcuffs that were, well, the non-sexual type.

Police said 49-year-old Elizabeth Araiza and her 62-year-old husband Dmitri Houff found a taker in 21-year-old Judy Maxwell, but when the three of them sat down at Duke’s Chophouse inside the Rivers Casino and Resort in Schenectady to discuss the ground rules and perhaps a safe word, one of the ladies brought up the idea of adding another human being to the party and a melee ensued.

It’s unknown which of the female participants brought up the idea of adding a fourth or if the proposed banger was a dude or another woman, but something pissed off Maxwell so much that she threw her drinking glass and got “physical” with Araiza.

Surprisingly, instead of dropping trou and punching his clown to what had unfolded in front of him, Houff attempted to block officers as they tried to escort his wife out of the casino. That move led to him getting arrested as well, which meant all three hornballs had the possibility of finishing what they started downtown, although the probability of that actually happening was likely lower than how you must feel when you see your mugshot online after getting arrested for a threesome gone wrong.

I guess rodeos and chuckwagon races turn some people on more than others: Just A Threesome Going Down In Broad Daylight At The Calgary Stampede

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