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Welcome to Mandatory Viewing -- our weekly show where men talk sports, politics, current events, and really weird Internet videos they hope their children will never see. This week: when JLo rear-ends Iggy Azalea, a major rope swing fail, and more.
Some people have strange minds, but that doesn't mean they aren't resourceful.
Maybe next time just send flowers or something.
You came, you clicked, you LOLed.
Wise words from a wise movie character.
Please don't try these at home. Or anywhere else for that matter.