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So you think your dating life is a wreck? Check out some of these #WorstDate tweets of people’s hilarious bedside manner when it comes to the art of chivalry. Guys and gals, we’re all to blame, but if you’ve been having a particularly lonely month, this might help you feel more comfortable in that state, avoiding yet another worst date.
@jimmyfallon took a girl to a movie tried to put arm around her by ‘yawning’, misjudged the distance & broke her nose w/ my elbow #worstdate
— frnkiero (@FrankIero) January 18, 2011
1st date he pulls a huge knife out to show how he protects himself, wanted to tuck and roll out of car #worstdate
— NaturallyMojo (@naturallymojo) February 14, 2016
The time a guy I was on a date with asked to use my phone & I asked who he was calling he said “a girl who blocked my number” #worstdate
— Emily Garrity (@allvolemily) February 26, 2016
Went to Starbucks during lunch. He orders the least manliest thing: child-size hot chocolate w whipped cream. Can yall imagine?! #worstdate
— Mary Poppins (@MissRSay) May 27, 2016
#worstDate when the guy almost got into a fight with a carnival worker
— Jamila (@RefineByStyle) February 14, 2016
someone asked if I could get their music played on the radio #worstDate @ReaganWar @mix1065Mornings
— JustKiKiBrown (@RadioChickBrown) July 15, 2016
@SprtnDischords Went on a movie date and my date fell asleep at the beginning of the movie and snored through the whole thing. #worstdate
— Charla (@Charla_Maee) April 30, 2016
@KeyWestGwen She’s from Connecticut! And she said she hadn’t had any drinks that night — just sipped from others’ drinks. #worstdate
— Gwen Filosa (@KeyWestGwen) April 20, 2016
When u show up for a date & the guys already drunk. It happened to @ccardona26: https://t.co/7jN0KMT70H #WorstDate pic.twitter.com/da6ztzQCza
— Sujeiry (@LoveSujeiry) April 11, 2016
#WorstDate guy says last nite: Divorced my wife cuz my dick too big & she didn’t want sex. Ya, that worked for me #WorstPickUpLineEver
— #LindaVino (@ScottsdaleToDo) March 29, 2016
#worstdate this guy just kept talking about his mystic weird-ass spiritual experiences and expensive travels pic.twitter.com/oHROnJUNjt
— Nadia (@YoLolitaBlog) March 24, 2016
My friend went on a date today and the guy was seemed sad and she asked why and he said “I’m in love with this other girl”. #WorstDate
— James Dawson (@_JamesDawson_) March 14, 2016
#worstdate went out with an older girl I met on a dating periodical (yes before the interweb) ended up washing her car… go figure!
— Luke Lazenby (@_InstallMuscles) February 14, 2016
My #worstdate ever was when my date got me drunk and tried to steal my car!I only remember the police being called and passing out in my car
— Olivia Russell (@lifebyolivia) February 14, 2016
A guy took me out and paid with gift cards his grandma gave him. #worstdate
— Amanda Spurling (@amandabspurling) February 14, 2016
This guy and I went to a little local carnival cause I love carnival rides but he was screaming more than I was on the rides #worstdate
— Princess Killah (@TiniLae) February 14, 2016
@jimmyfallon before picking me up he asked if I liked busch lite and how many I thought I could fit in my purse #worstfirstdate #bigspender
— annieyo (@YoreAnne) January 6, 2016
#worstdate took a date one time to McDonald’s an the coupons I had were expired
— danieboyz (@danieboyz) February 13, 2016
@SprtnDischords this one time I brought a guy to my formal and he projectile vomited all over the bar…#worstdate
— Courtney Nicole (@courtneydowney1) February 13, 2016
My friend’s date said he forgot his wallet, went to his car and then just left the restaurant. #worstdate
— Alissa Suzanne (@ScribblePie) February 12, 2016
