Here’s a Physics Teacher Getting Hit in the Nuts With an Ax

April 1, 2015

The good news, especially for him, is that he got hit with the dull side.

Some websites are reporting that a physics teacher accidentally hit one of his students in the groin with an ax in a recent science experiment gone awry. Others are saying the teacher is the poor fool lying on the ground, holding a cinder block against his chest just seconds away from being permanently impotent.

Either way, I’m glad I’m not him today.

Our guess is that the teacher is the one lying on the ground, and the guy swinging the ax is either another teacher at the school or a teacher’s assistant who may or may not have been on the undercard at UFC 184.

In a related story, this high school is probably looking for a new physics teacher today. Whether or not it’s because this guy was fired or because he’ll be icing his balls for the next six months is unknown.

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