Jenny Slate & Chris Evans Are Back On

 

After splitting earlier this year, because you’d expect that when Chris Evans is dating Jenny Slate, it appears they’re now back together.

It’s official! Chris Evans and Jenny Slate are back together, PEOPLE has confirmed. Earlier this week, Slate was spotted helping Evans hunt for a new apartment in Tribeca. They looked happy and “very much back together” during the outing, a witness tells PEOPLE. The couple, who previously split in February after dating for one year, first sparked rumors of a reconciliation after Evans and Slate were seen grabbing dinner together in Atlanta while the actor filmed his latest Avengers movie.

Jenny Slate kinda looks like Danny DeVito in Batman Returns, so technically they’ve both been in superhero movies. And Chris Evans is super woke now and you can’t date a super hot white chick if you’re woke and want to be taken seriously. You gotta get you a Jenny Slate or another weird chick who isn’t white and not really attractive because of patriarchal beauty standards. We wish them the best until beauty standards change back.

 

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