Amanda Seyfried’s Hacked Photos Are Her Blowing Justin Long
Another hacker got a bunch of naked pics of female celebrities again in what’s being called The Fappening 2.0. Great. Emma Watson got hacked, but Emma Watson never seemed like the type to respond to “send nudes”, so all they got was her trying on bathing suits and shit. Amanda Seyfried on the other, well, she was trying on bathing suits. She wasn’t trying on bathing suits at all.
The explicit pictures allegedly show Seyfried, who is now pregnant with her first child, performing sex acts with then-boyfriend Justin Long.
I’m not going to post the pictures here, because that’s lame, but I’ve seen them. I feel sorry for Justin Long. to be honest. Because I just found out his last name is ironic. I feel sorry for Amanda Seyfried as well, but she looks great, so I hope that’s some kind of consolation. Probably not though, huh? Oh, and they have more.
The hacker promised to release X-rated photos of more than a dozen stars. Included were: Kylie Jenner, Marisa Tomei, Giada de Laurentiis and more of Jennifer Lawrence, Abigail Spencer and Victoria Justice.
Jennifer Lawrence got hit the last time, and for some reason she got hit again. Like, how many naked pics does this chick take? Does she require multiple phones for storage purposes? Did she have to send that many to get out of her X-Men contract? It just seems like she takes a lot. Her iCloud has to be on some kind of anti-anxiety meds by now.