Emma Stone Thinks Her Dead Grandfather Leaves Her Quarters

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The female brain is a deep, cavernous place filled with a variety of psychosis flavors, so here’s Emma Stone telling David Letterman that her grandfather who she never met leaves her quarters and that she believes in magic.

Stone and Letterman got into a discussion regarding psychic, metaphysical and paranormal experiences, and Stone admitted she’s had a few, but namely ones involving quarters and her late grandfather, whom she’s never met. “There’s a long family history with quarters. My grandfather leaves quarters. And it’s just amazing. It’s him! It’s absolutely him,” the 25-year-old told Letterman. “It’s such a long story that you’d have to go to commercial five times and roll to a clip and then come back and I’d still be telling the story. But it’s him, you guys, it’s him!” Perhaps even more lovely, Letterman then recalled the metaphysical experiences he’s had in life. Stone told him, “I love this so much. I mean, I really do. I think we should all open our minds and our hearts to magic.”

Emma Stone kinda looks like a ghost anyway, but we’ll agree that this story is “lovely” and “cute” and “endearing”, because that will be viewed as less misogynistic than backing away slowly from this crazy bitch.