The first official trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hit online yesterday, and if you thought it was gonna be awful, congrats. Because, wow. You're like some kind of knowing if movie are gonna suck genius. How could we have ever guessed that a Michael Bay produced movie about Megan Fox as a journalist and CGI turtles who fight crime would be fucking dumb? Christ, will they stop making this kinda bullshit. I realize this movie is targeted towards kids and bros, but like, don't we want them to be smarter than that? Sorry, just talking to myself. I think the best way to get discovered in Hollywood right now is to just walk around wearing a cape. They'll
