Jake Gyllenhaal Is Dating This

Since Leonardo DiCaprio has the Victoria's Secret catalog password protected with his penis, other actors are left with dating Sports Illustrated Swimsuitmodels. Like Alyssa Miller. Page Six reports:

Jake Gyllenhaal has traded in his girlfriend for a new model. Sources say he’s moved on from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit babe Emily DiDonato to another SI stunner, Alyssa Miller. Spies tell us that Gyllenhaal and Miller were spotted at lunch last week at the Dutch in Soho before reports they’d been “making out” at Cold Process Coffee & Tea. Gyllenhaal dated DiDonato for “a month or two,” according to reports. Reps for Miller and Gyllenhaal declined to comment.

Well, good for him. This chick looks like a male Bulgarian bartender, so if this works for him, then let's all wish the happy couple the best.