One Person Really Enjoyed Liz & Dick
Because I grew up without a father and a hate myself, I live tweeted the premiere of Lindsay Lohan‘s Lifetime shitshow Liz & Dick last night, and let me be clear, after ten minutes in I would have rather watched a YouTube video of my own leg being amputated. There aren’t words in the dictionary to accurately describe how the wrap party just wasn’t held in a funeral home with framed pictures on caskets of everyone involved. Enter Michael Lohan:
“They know nothing about @lindsaylohan talent! She has more talent in her pinky then all of them together,” the proud dad tweeted. “You proved the critics wrong @LindsayLohan you are one of the best, so gifted, so amazing! Now apply it ALL! God bless you! And our family!”
Immediately after this tweet, Michael Lohan texted Lindsay to see if he could borrow $50. He also said he hated to ask, but the check cashing place in his laundromat isn’t open on Sundays.
Source = Radar Online