Lindsay Lohan Cut Off ‘Half Her Finger’

Lindsay Lohan had a photo op with some Syrian refugees in Turkey, but she’s white and has a rich Russian boyfriend, so that means while she was in Turkey this weekend she was in a boating accident.  You guys are always getting into boating accidents!

Lindsay was enjoying Sunday in the ocean off Turkey when she tried pulling up the boat anchor and became entangled in it. The anchor pulled her down into the water and she struggled to get back in the boat as she tried untangling herself.  The anchor sliced off the tip of her finger. Her friends went on the hunt and found the detached digit on the deck of the boat. They rushed LiLo to an ER, where a plastic surgeon reattached it.

Not sure how the “tip of her finger” turned into “lost half my finger” (tweet deleted), but no wait, yes I do. This is Lindsay Lohan. She needs to exaggerate to feel alive. Anyway, she lost a body part for the first time and it wasn’t because of Colombian drug lords. Sorry to everyone who lost that bet. TMZ has the also unnecessarily exaggerated and enabling “GRUESOME PHOTO” she pulled down, and you can check the video below she posted then also pulled down . Or you can go over to Etsy and see my Halloween dog costume crotchet kits. Perfect for a beginner to knitting. The large knitting needles makes it easy to count your stitches and the pattern uses a simple knit stitch throughout.


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