Let Lindsay Lohan Teach You About #Brexit

I won’t pretend I knew anything about #Brexit until last night. From what I’ve read, the European Union doesn’t really seem to be a shining beacon of democracy, and the overwhelmingly vast majority of people who voted to make their economy a dumpster fire were mostly white people 40 and older because they wanted to basically “Make Britain Great Again” if you catch my subtext. People in America who say “sheeple” a lot and bald eagles as their profile pics absolutely love it, so I guess that should tell us all we need to know really. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan lives in London now with her Russian boyfriend, so I guess she feels she’s British now. She live tweeted the whole thing last night The tweets were deleted, but it’s not like that’s ever mattered. I’ll let you make sesne of this, yeah?



 

No clue what any of this means. And it probably goes without saying that Lindsay doesn’t either. I would look some of these words up, but I honestly don’t care. In the meantime, I’m replying to all my emails today with “THIS IMPACT WILL CONTROL ALL MARGINS”. The people need to know that.

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