Jennifer Lopez Is Already Giving Interviews About Her Divorce

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Since they told her she would be on the cover of a magazine, Jennifer Lopez agreed to do an interview with Vanity Fair to talk about her divorce from Marc Anthony. However, she didn’t mention that her marriage ended because she fucked the guy from her video. Man, that’s so weird she didn’t mention that!

“That was my biggest dream, and I really worked hard at it. We both did,” Jennifer Lopez tells Vanity Fair in her first interview since announcing that she and Marc Anthony are divorcing. “Sometimes it doesn’t work—and that’s sad. But I remain an eternal optimist about love. I believe in love,” Lopez says. “It’s still my biggest dream. I am positive—determined to move forward with my life, bring up my babies, and do the best job I can as a mother, entertainer, and person. I now look forward to new challenges. I feel strong. I’m a hopeless romantic and passionate person when it comes to love,” Lopez explains, describing the passage that has brought her to her current state of mind. “It’s not that I didn’t love myself before. Sometimes we don’t realize that we are compromising ourselves. To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way, or that he is not doing the right thing for himself—if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me. I love myself enough to walk away from that now.” “I will always respect Marc as a singer and performer,” Lopez tells Vanity Fair. “We actually work great together, and he was always very supportive. Together we could make magic—and we did. He will always be in our lives. He will always hold a special place in my heart as the father of my children.”

Oh, good. Because I’ve been up nights wondering if Jennifer Lopez loved herself. She always lives her life with such quiet, humble dignity, so it would be a shame if she suffered a severe bout of depression and decided to kill herself. By hanging herself. Or maybe hooking up a garden hose to her exhaust. Or stepping in front of a subway. Or setting off fireworks behind a bear. Sorry. I’m just throwing out ideas in case she hasn’t thought of them yet. The bear one is my favorite, though.