The Kentucky Derby Was Unimpressive

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The Kentucky Derby is a horse race and an excuse for non-British rich people and D-listers to wear weird hats. Seriously, when Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t show and your most famous names are some guy who upgraded from a fat chick, a confused Bride of Chucky star searching for Colonel Sanders, and a reality divorcee whose vagina probably looks like a blown tire at a monster truck rally, it’s time to give up.

Marisa Miller was also at the Barnstable preparty:

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