Victoria’s Secret is Better

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When I was able to lift my head out of the toilet yesterday, I cursed death for not coming swiftly, then I had some crackers. I’m not sure why you need to know that, but these pictures of Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, and Marisa Miller on a Victoria’s Secret shoot is probably the closest thing to my version of heaven. And I only say “closest” because nowhere in these pictures am I holding aloft a magic sword.