Paris Hilton’s Brother Ran Over Someone, Got a DUI

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Barron Hilton, 18, was arrested for DUI in Malibu this morning. TMZ says:

TMZ has learned 18-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris’ little brother, was arrested for DUI in Malibu at 8:30 AM this morning! Cops tell TMZ he was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger — not one of his sisters– when he was pulled over at a 76 gas station.

He’s currently in the process of being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station — the same place Mel Gibson was taken….Barron’s been officially booked and is currently being held on $5000 bail.”

Uh, 8:30 in the morning?? Is he training on some Olympic drinking team that no one knows about? It better be something big, because it’s gonna take a lot to fill his sister’s shoes (no, seriously). Unless he was drinking at a daycare or they found Natalee Holloway in his trunk, it’s pretty safe to say that Paris has the market cornered on embarrassing the Hilton family.

Outlook not good update: Page Six says Barron Hilton allegedly hit Fernando Tellez, a worker at the 76 gas station Hilton drove into, with his car, knocking him to the ground. Tellez said: “The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station and Barron got out of the car and he was totally drunk and couldn’t walk straight.” Bystanders complimented Tellez on his English.

Update: Here’s Barron Hilton’s mugshot.

(credit: TMZ)

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