There’s Actually A Petition To Make Former Porn Star Mia Khalifa The U.S. Ambassador To Saudi Arabia

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Ah yes, one voice is strong, but thousands of voices together is even stronger. Plus it can make an ex-porn star an ambassador.

Former (bummer) porn star Mia Khalifa is a Mandatory favorite, and that’s mainly because we have eyes and we also have an internet connection. And while we’ve seen her talents on screen, as well as the awesome ways she references Old School and the Crying Jordan face, a dude named Dalcolm Rodriguez-Goldstein has made a genius move. How so? Oh, just by starting a petition to get Khalifa to be the U.S. ambassador to Saudi Arabia.

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The relationship America currently has with Saudi Arabia isn’t solid, because while they have been our allies for a while, their country is run by a bunch of a-holes who don’t give their people basic rights. But that is probably something the girl you’ve heard moan various filthy things countless times can fix.

Dalcolm took it to Change in order to start this petition — a petition that has been signed by over 3,900. Man, America is so great sometimes.

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Here is what Dalcolm says on Change:

Mia Khalifa has a proven track record of bringing people together regardless of cultural background for the betterment of our country and international community.  She will be a great leader representing us in the middle east as well as a symbol of the melting pot that is America.

The goal of 5,000 signatures will probably be met, and then it’s off to Donald Trump. And since Trump is out of his mind, he will agree, because that is the only way to make this country great again. But mainly because he can’t miss his chance to meet an ex-porn star.

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Good luck, Mia.

h/t COED

More reasons to make her an ambassador: The 8 Hottest Mia Khalifa GIFS On The Internet (That We Can Show You)