Carmen Ortega loves her booty, and who are we to argue? The E! host has a big butt, and she cannot lie, but she’s actually a huge fan of her posterior. And we love nothing more than some excellent backside cleavage. While her hind quarters drum up a lot of attention, Carmen still manages to showcase her pretty face in her latest behind-the-scenes video with Playboy, as well. If you don’t have an ass on you, guys, it’s okay. Carmen’s a bit of an “abs girl” anyway. Good thing you’ve been pounding wings and beer while watching TV the past 10 weeks.
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