This Website Helps You Get Divorced In An Instant Because Screw Marriage

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Hey, it’s 2018, right? Love doesn’t exist and we’re all screwed anyway, so it’s no surprise that a family law attorney has made getting divorced as easy as counting to three. Unless you can’t count to three then you have bigger issues than divorce.

Laura Wasser, whose clients include Kim Kardashian and Angelina Jolie, wants to ruin your family and wants to make sure to make it as easy as possible, because instead of spending months upon months getting papers, filling them out, figuring out how to split up money, possessions, etc, Wasser wants you to instead go on her website and shorten that entire process out to a few clicks.

While it’s only for residents in California and New York, It’ will do all the heavy lifting for as little as $750. Although prices can go up as high as $2,500 for “premium” services. Now I don’t know what “premium” service entails, but I’m going to assume someone comes over and helps you burn your partner’s stuff into a ball of ash.

And this website will probably be the better way to go if you want a divorce as Wasser’s in person fee comes in at $85-per hour, and that’s on top of a $25,000 retainer. So yeah, sure is pricey to cut ties with the person you hate.

So if you’re reading this and you’re serious about giving your husband or wife the boot, now you can do fast enough that you will have enough time to set up a Tinder profile afterwards.

h/t Maxim

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