DWTS’ Karina Smirnoff Is Posing For Playboy

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Oh joy. Us Magazine reports:

Karina Smirnoff will pose nude in the May issue of Playboy and grace its cover, UsMagazine.com has confirmed.bWho broke the naked news about the Ukraine-born Dancing with the Stars pro, 33? Hugh Hefner, naturally. “The May issue of Playboy is unforgettable with Dancing With The Stars’ Karina Smirnoff on the cover & nude inside,” the Playboy founder, 84, tweeted on Wednesday.

When 99.9% percent of the people I meet me ask what I do, and I tell them, their immediate response is, “I don’t like yo…do what now?”. With that in mind, I’ve received four emails in the past year from this chick’s people asking if I would like to interview her. Four. So hopefully getting naked will give her the attention she obviously so desperately craves. Let’s hope it works. Because every time I see her I think of a guy who just answered the door to welcome his new Russian mail order bride then immediately checking the website to read the return policy.