Selita Ebanks Is Attractive

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The fact that everyone is racist doesn’t stop people from singling me out as one, so I wonder how hard they’ll punch their Che Guevara poster or how much chai latte they’ll spill on their cardigan when I say Selita Ebanks is insanely hot. Which she obviously is. If I was racist, why would I steal your Prius and sell it to have sex with her? I would let her even come inside the house. She probably gets tired of doing all that humming outside anyway.

Note: Ha ha, see what I did there?!