Melissa Rycraft was a little piece of ass on The Bachelor and the hottest one on that one dance show, but she was in Vegas last week and….ummm….uhhhh….what the hell happened? Her stomach is sick, but her tits look like birthday balloons five days after the party. And thanks for smiling sweetie, but could you chill a little bit with the teeth? I don’t know if I should ask for a blowjob or help with building a dam.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
