Miss California Will Keep Her Crown

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In a press conference a few minutes ago where he said “We’re in the 21st century”, Donald Trump announced that Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will not lose her crown over her leaked “topless” photos. This seems like a good decision, because this is the first time I’ve seen topless pictures where you couldn’t see any tits. So I guess all the guys in bedazzled hot pants and Captain’s hats can put their pitchforks and torches down. It looks like Carrie Prejean is gonna be Miss California for a while. On a side note, if any homeless teen Mexican boys in LA are reading this, you might want to stay inside tonight. You know how Perez is when he gets all pouty.

Thanks to Jennifer for the tip! I heard she gave Matthew McConaughey a blowjob once then he woke up three months later.

Photo credit: TMZ