Rumors of tennis star, Andy Roddick, dating Paris Hilton have resurfaced after the pair were spotted flirting at the Las Vegas club, Tao, this weekend. The same night, they were spotted a few hours later at club Pure getting friendly on the VIP bed. A witness said:
They were snuggling up to each other while drinking Grey Goose vodka and shots of Patron. They were clearly a couple. She was very touchy-feely and he couldn’t keep his eyes off her. After a couple of hours they left together.”
For the sake of argument, let’s just say Andy Roddick is insane. I mean, he really can’t be this desperate. Unless he’s always wanted to make passionate love to a girl with his tennis racket taped to his penis, but he’s never been able to find that special someone. Until now.
Just so we’re clear on the level of Andy Roddick’s sudden insanity, he used to hit this:
And this:
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