We can do better than garden gnomes and bat giveaways.
Creative, clever, punny team names for every fan.
... or mildly daring at the very least.
The best, most embarrassing, funniest, awkward, tremendous moments of the year.
Some of them self-inflicted, a few of these guys are lucky to be alive.
[Video] The third baseman made a huge impact in his first game as a Yankee.
[Video] Watch how she did.