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Gone are the days of just going to the game and picking up a brat and a burger. Ballparks across the country are supplying the demand of feast-hungry fans with extraordinary appetites.

It seems every year I check out what stadiums and ballparks are releasing in regards to new food items. 2015 has to be the most impressive yet.

Just be sure to jog home following the game in order to burn off a fraction of the calories you’ll consume. These options are ridiculous. 

Pittsburgh Pirates – PNC Park

Cuban Pretzel Dog

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Houston Astros – Minute Maid Park

Chicken & Waffle Cone

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New York Mets – Citi Field

S’mores Bacon on a Stick

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Arizona Diamondbacks – Chase Field

Churro Dog

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That’s a churro inside a donut with ice cream. MmmHmm. 

Seattle Mariners – Safeco Field

Dungeness Crab Sandwich

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Philadelphia Phillies – Citizens Bank Park

Wayback Triple Triple 9-Patty Burger

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That’s nine patties and nine slices of cheese — 2,200 calories. Yup. 

Texas Rangers – Globe Life Park in Arlington

Bacon Cotton Candy

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Colorado Rockies – Coors Field

Rocky Mountain Oysters

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That’s deep fried bull testicles. I dare you.

Detroit Tigers – Comerica Park

Bacon and (Deviled) Eggs

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Tampa Bay Rays – Tropicana Field

Four-Pound Fan vs. Food Burger

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Two pounds of beef, four slices American cheese, a half pound of bacon with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles. Can you handle it?

Minnesota Twins – Target Field

College Daze Bloody Mary

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A slice of pizza — among other treats — with your drink? Wowzers.

Milwaukee Brewers – Miller Park

Custard Donut Sandwich

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Winner? 

Josh Helmuth is the editor of CraveOnline Sports.