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Gone are the days of just going to the game and picking up a brat and a burger. Ballparks across the country are supplying the demand of feast-hungry fans with extraordinary appetites.
It seems every year I check out what stadiums and ballparks are releasing in regards to new food items. 2015 has to be the most impressive yet.
Just be sure to jog home following the game in order to burn off a fraction of the calories you’ll consume. These options are ridiculous.
Pittsburgh Pirates – PNC Park
Cuban Pretzel Dog
Houston Astros – Minute Maid Park
Chicken & Waffle Cone
New York Mets – Citi Field
S’mores Bacon on a Stick
Arizona Diamondbacks – Chase Field
That’s a churro inside a donut with ice cream. MmmHmm.
Seattle Mariners – Safeco Field
Dungeness Crab Sandwich
Philadelphia Phillies – Citizens Bank Park
Wayback Triple Triple 9-Patty Burger
That’s nine patties and nine slices of cheese — 2,200 calories. Yup.
Texas Rangers – Globe Life Park in Arlington
Bacon Cotton Candy
Colorado Rockies – Coors Field
Rocky Mountain Oysters
That’s deep fried bull testicles. I dare you.
Detroit Tigers – Comerica Park
Bacon and (Deviled) Eggs
Tampa Bay Rays – Tropicana Field
Four-Pound Fan vs. Food Burger
Two pounds of beef, four slices American cheese, a half pound of bacon with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles. Can you handle it?
Minnesota Twins – Target Field
College Daze Bloody Mary
A slice of pizza — among other treats — with your drink? Wowzers.
Milwaukee Brewers – Miller Park
Custard Donut Sandwich