The Mandatory Mother’s Day Gift Guide to Being Her Favorite Child
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In a way, your mother is the most important person you’ve ever known. She gave you life, raised you to be a man and, if she’s lucky, gets you to move out of the house. Which is why you should be paying homage to her greatness this Sunday.
These Mother’s Day gifts are not only thoughtful, they’ll convince her that she didn’t screw you up completely. Plus, your siblings will eye-roll forever when you prove, once again, that you’re her favorite.
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Urban Re-Leaf's Cannabis Coconut Wax Candles
If you're looking for a fun way to ease your mother into cannabis culture, Urban ReLeaf's Cannabis Coconut Wax Candles are it. And no, they don't smell like the reefer. In fact, they're some of the nicest, best burning, freshest candles we've ever lit. Light one up to create a spa-like sense of serenity, which is honestly all your mother wants anyways. They come in nine amazing scents, are THC and Phthalate-free, clean burning and vegan.
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The Gifts Of Imperfection By Brene Brown
Since the debut of her Netflix special, Brene Brown seems to be everywhere. So she'll definitely be on your mother's radar if she already wasn't thanks to Brown's appearance on Oprah's Super Soul Sunday. The Gifts Of Imperfection put Brown and her work on shame in the spotlight. Plus, Brown recommends it as the best book for women to start with. And your mother's a woman, right?
UGG Women's W Duffield II
What mom wants to feel is comfort. Especially after nurturing your ass for all those years. Give it to her in the form of one of the plushest robes on the market, UGG's The Duffield II. It's crafted with cozy jersey on the outside and the softest fleece on the inside, so it feels like wrapping yourself in a blanket. Plus, it features a flattering belted waist and hidden side pockets. And the only thing women actually want is more fucking pockets. Don't forget it. It might save your life someday.
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask
This Korean Elizavecca Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask will change your mother's life. That is, once your dad stops laughing at her for how dumb she looks. It's an incredible exfoliating mask that bubbles up so it looks like maybe your mom's being eaten by The Blob. However, the result is smooth, exfoliated skin that will leave her feeling soft and tight. You know, like it was before you made her worry her youth away.
Adidas Women's Saturday Cap
The thing about Baby Boomer parents is that they never want to seem old. They taught us everything we know about being totally avoidant about the realities of aging. And the focal point of that is dressing in a fun, hip way, which is why you should get mom this awesome Adidas Women's Saturday Cap. This one's in "Prism Pink," but Adidas makes it in 24 other colors. So there's something so every mom out there can feel fresh to death.
Petcube Bites Pet Camera With Treat Dispenser
Now that you're a grown man who lives on his own (we hope), your mom's probably replaced you with a four-legged friend. The Petcube Bites Pet Camera with Treat Dispenser will give her the power to fling treats at varying distances from her smartphone. And if she just wants the machine to take care of things, she can schedule automatic treating from the Petcube App. It's compatible with a variety of dry, crunchy dog and cat treats with Wellness dog treats included.
Huzi Infinity Pillow
If what your mom secretly covets is the perfect nap, look no further. The Huzi Infinity Pillow promises to provide comfort to any sleeping position. The Mobius pillow has the perfect balance of softness and support so she'll sleep better than ever.
Relaxacation Organic Bath Bomb Gift Set
This day and age, mom doesn't want to take a Calgon bath. She'd much prefer an all-natural bath bomb to take her the fuck away. These Relaxacation Organic Bath Bombs are the real deal. they're vegan, gluten-free, and contain no phthalates, parabens, or SLS. Plus, they come in a variety of luscious scents that will leave her smelling as good as she looks.
Baker's Edge Nonstick Edge Brownie Pan
Give mom the gift that will keep on giving to you...at least when you visit home. This Baker's Edge Nonstick Edge Brownie Pan will fulfill your fantasies of brownie slices with two chewy edges in each slice. It's referred to as "the perfect bite of brownie," and we won't disagree.
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What did you get your mother for Mother’s Day this year? You did get her something…right?