Dude, Your Man Bun Is Probably Making You Bald

Sorry, guys. If you want to keep your hair on the top of your head yet continue to look like a super douche, it looks like you’re going to have to find a new way to style it.

According to Huffington Post, a dermatologist says “tight man buns” — as in the super popular hairstyle and not super fit ass cheeks — are causing many men to go bald.

“I see it probably once or twice a week,” dermatologist Sabra Sullivan said. “They’re putting traction on the hair follicles that the hair is not really meant to take.”

Sullivan said that she used to see “acute baldness around the hairline and temples” in women, but the recent trend of dudes considering that hairstyle to be chic has changed things up a bit. The hair loss occurs when someone wears their hair pulled back tightly over a long period of time, and it’s known in the medical world as traction alopecia.

Of course, this can totally be avoided if you wake up one day and decide you don’t want to look like a total sack of Eurotrash.

Here’s what NFL quarterbacks would look like after man buns took their toll on their domes: All 32 Of Today’s NFL Starting Quarterbacks If They Were Bald

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