Super glue: the only way to get your message across.
An almost naked woman decided to glue herself to a bench outside a department store because she was “fed up with everything.” I think we can all agree with her on that one. Although I’d rather not glue my ass to anything to prove it.
Kay Bishop, a 56-year-old English woman, wanted to let everyone know that she was pissed off about things, mainly the treatment of police and migrants, so she took a stroll to Croydon town center in South London sporting a pubic wig (no wonder they were sold out when I went to buy one), a flesh-colored bra and a sash with the words “world’s grumpiest old woman 2015” on it.
Bishop proceeded to glue herself in front of the department store Debenhams, and started yelling into a microphone.
“We are one planet and we should let everyone go wherever there is land. Everyone, America, Canada, Australia, they should all be taking migrants in. We should as well. No one should have to live in a war-torn country,” Bishop explains.
“I plan to go to other towns and cities to make the same points, I am going to be shouting as much as I can and whenever I feel like it,” Bishop later commented. Man, I can’t wait to be old and not give a shit.
Bishop probably didn’t take the right approach, but at least she’s protesting something worth protesting for.
Bishop was not arrested because she wasn’t naked, so police just stuck around while she did her thing. She is also currently unemployed and used to work as a strip-o-gram. Still doesn’t explain the pubic wig.
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