Deez Nuts Is Running For President

Here’s a guy who sounds like he’s better than most of the other candidates when it comes to mass debating.

According to BNO News, 511 people and one cat have filed a statement of candidacy with the Federal Election Commission so far in hopes of becoming the next President of the United States. But one Iowa man hoping to be the next leader of the free world is making headlines based solely on his name, which of course is Deez Nuts.

Nuts is running as an independent, and according to the paperwork he filed Sunday afternoon, he plans on spending zero dollars of his own money beyond the threshold amount for both the primary and general elections.

It also looks as though the Nuts campaign headquarters will be located in Wallingford, a town of less than 200 people in the middle-of-nowhere Iowa.

It’s unknown if Deez’s foreign policy platform will be as popular as his name, but we’re expecting it to be a tad more detailed than the plan Limberbutt McCubbins has drawn up.

And that’s because McCubbins is the one cat currently on this year’s ballot.

Deez Nuts can sometimes get you in trouble: Read This Georgia Boy’s Apology Note For Dropping ‘Deez Nuts’ On A 911 Operator

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