Courtney Stodden Seems Totally Fine

In May, Courtney Stodden announced she was pregnant. Then wanted us to know that she suffered from pregnant depression with five hashtags on Instagram. Then she said if she had a boy she would turn it gay because that’s how being gay works if you’re Courtney Stodden. I guess the baby read all this and decided this was narrative it didn’t ask to be part of, so last month Courtney Stodden announced she had a “miscarriage”. Flash forward to this weekend. Hey, people handle grief differently. Maybe she’ll announce she’s pregnant with Harambe’s frozen sperm next, since the last pregnancy did’t do much for her brand.