Kanye West can’t afford to buy a real Vogue cover for him and Kim anymore, so thy had to go with their safety cover, Vogue Australia. And much like her sister, Kim Kardashian really shouldn’t be allowed to say things in interviews without a parent or guardian present.
On her favourite quality in a man: “Humour.”
Totally. Besides music, Kanye West is best known for having a great sense of humor about himself and has never flew into a caps lock rage over an imagined slight. Maybe she likes him because he’s immortal.
Also, LOL:
Appearing on her second Vogue Australia cover, Kardashian West also opened up about what she would want to be if she wasn’t one of the most recognised personalities in the world. “I would be a forensic investigator and live a normal life.”
I mean, her dad wasn’t the best forensic investigator. I feel that needs to be said. She can’t even Google “how to not make mirrors warp in Photoshop” before she posts selfies, so I don’t think I’d be confident in her ability to close cold cases unless she’s solving something about ice cream. I assume she has enough money to be Batman if she wanted, but utility belt can only hold so much makeup that it almost makes it not worth it.
Case in point:
Kim Kardashian MET Gala
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Kim Kardashian MET Gala #1
Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala: Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology at the Met Museum - Arrivals Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: New York, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany, Poland, Russia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Serbia, Croatia, Slovakia**
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Kim Kardashian MET Gala #2
Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala - Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Featuring: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Where: New York City, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala - Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Featuring: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Where: New York City, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala - Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Featuring: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Where: New York City, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala - Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Featuring: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Where: New York City, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Kim Kardashian MET Gala #6
'Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology' Costume Institute Gala held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Featuring: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Where: New York, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
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Celebrities arrive to the 2016 Met Gala Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: Rob Rich/WENN.com
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Celebrities arrive to the 2016 Met Gala Featuring: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: Rob Rich/WENN.com
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Celebrities arrive to the 2016 Met Gala Featuring: Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: Rob Rich/WENN.com
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Celebrities arrive to the 2016 Met Gala Featuring: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: Rob Rich/WENN.com
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Celebrities arrive to the 2016 Met Gala Featuring: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: Rob Rich/WENN.com
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Celebrities arrive to the 2016 Met Gala Featuring: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Where: Manhattan, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: Rob Rich/WENN.com
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'Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology' Costume Institute Gala held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Featuring: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Where: New York, New York, United States When: 02 May 2016 Credit: WENN.com
