Miley Cyrus Says She’s Pansexual


While Josh Duggar is busy releasing statements and going to Christian labor camp for paying to bang a porn star because he wasn’t allowed to touch his dick as kid, and while the rest of the Duggars are busy getting sodomized by justice, Miley Cyrus is in the October issue of Elle UK discussing sex like a person who doesn’t believe Jesus will fill her womb with snakes if she’s not married and pregnant by 19.

She then goes on to discuss her opinions on gender, and relationships saying, ‘I’m very open about it – I’m pansexual. But I’m not in a relationship. I’m 22, I’m going on dates, but I change my style every two weeks, let alone who I’m with.’

Pansexual has nothing to do with pirates in case Joel Olsteen asks. Miley just likes to fuck who she likes to fuck like the rest of us, but when you don’t have to lie about it, you don’t have to pay for it. Amazing how that works. I assume Bristol Palin would like to weigh in, but with two baby daddies at 24, who has that kinda time?

I guess this also might be news to Stella Maxwell, the Victoria’s Secret model who Miley finger banged in a parking lot on America’s birthday. I think we can all agree that Jesus would be down to watch that.