I lost my virginity at 14 while my cousin April guarded the door for five minutes, so I’m pretty confident that I probably wouldn’t need a OB/GYN exam prep to pass the written and oral boards. So judging by the size of her boobs now, I’ll go ahead and confirm that Kourtney Karashian is pregnant. One of her other kids is in these pictures (and I really don’t like posting celebrity’s kids), but if Facebook has taught me anything this week, it’s that life begins the second Jesus rides the semen and lassos the egg to inject the sperm soul thereby creating a fully formed human being while angels sing a song of sanctity. So I would be posting a kid either way here.
Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Boobs
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Kourtney Kardashian
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 26: Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian are seen on July 26, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatreFeaturing: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason DisickWhere: Los Angeles, United StatesWhen: 26 Jul 2015Credit: WENN.com
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatre
Featuring: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick
Where: Los Angeles, United States
When: 26 Jul 2015
Credit: WENN.com -
Kourtney Kardashian
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 26: Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian are seen on July 26, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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Kourtney Kardashian
LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 26: Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian are seen on July 26, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)
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The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatreFeaturing: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason DisickWhere: Los Angeles, United StatesWhen: 26 Jul 2015Credit: WENN.com
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatre
Featuring: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick
Where: Los Angeles, United States
When: 26 Jul 2015
Credit: WENN.com -
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatreFeaturing: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason DisickWhere: Los Angeles, United StatesWhen: 26 Jul 2015Credit: WENN.com
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatre
Featuring: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick
Where: Los Angeles, United States
When: 26 Jul 2015
Credit: WENN.com -
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatreFeaturing: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason DisickWhere: Los Angeles, United StatesWhen: 26 Jul 2015Credit: WENN.com
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatre
Featuring: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick
Where: Los Angeles, United States
When: 26 Jul 2015
Credit: WENN.com -
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatreFeaturing: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason DisickWhere: Los Angeles, United StatesWhen: 26 Jul 2015Credit: WENN.com
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatre
Featuring: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick
Where: Los Angeles, United States
When: 26 Jul 2015
Credit: WENN.com -
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatreFeaturing: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason DisickWhere: Los Angeles, United StatesWhen: 26 Jul 2015Credit: WENN.com
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatre
Featuring: Corey Gamble, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick
Where: Los Angeles, United States
When: 26 Jul 2015
Credit: WENN.com -
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatreFeaturing: Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick, Corey Gamble, Kris JennerWhere: Los Angeles, United StatesWhen: 26 Jul 2015Credit: WENN.com
The Kardashians out and about in Los Angeles on a family outing to the theatre
Featuring: Kourtney Kardashian, Mason Disick, Corey Gamble, Kris Jenner
Where: Los Angeles, United States
When: 26 Jul 2015
Credit: WENN.com
