Jessica Lowndes’ Butt Is Working Out

Jessica Lowndes Butt

Ok, so apparently doesn’t want me to embed this video and Comcast doesn’t want to return my calls, but unlike my other one true love Ashley Greene, whose ass looks like it got frostbite and had to be amputated, Jessica Lowndes’ ass is a goddamn national treasure and should be worshiped and written about more than the stuff in the Bible. I’m not gonna lie, I’d eat it if there wasn’t condiments reality available.