I don’t know what you expect me to say about Miranda Kerr that I haven’t said in the past 7 years already, but hey, you know how Tess Holliday really thinks she’s a model? That’s pretty funny. Anyway, here’s some Miranda Kerr sideboob and frontboob and just in general boob in a dress she wore that I think was made from a 3D printout of a dream I had.
Miranda Kerr Cannes
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Miranda Kerr attends the Magnum 'Pink and Black' party during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Miranda Kerr sighted on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Miranda Kerr during the 68th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Alex B. Huckle/GC Images,)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Model Miranda Kerr attends the 'Le Grand Journal' TV show during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/GC Images,)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Miranda Kerr attends the Magnum 'Pink and Black' party during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Miranda Kerr attends the Magnum 'Pink and Black' party during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Miranda Kerr attends the Magnum 'Pink and Black' party during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Miranda Kerr attends the Magnum 'Pink and Black' party during the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2015 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)