Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Got Married

Can’t wait to see the ceremonial scarves they wore.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard made it legal at their home in Los Angeles on Tuesday, a source tells PEOPLE.  As previously reported, a bigger wedding is still to come this weekend on Depp’s private island (Little Hall’s Pond Cay) in the Bahamas.  Depp, 51, and Heard, 28, got engaged over the holidays in 2012 after meeting on the set of 2011’s The Rum Diary.

Lol “made it legal”. Okay. Anyway, Depp is 51 and banging a 28-year old hot blonde. And he’s been in three episodes of Spongebob. And he does a lot of cool shit for people and doesn’t care if the media knows about. He can make shit movies for the rest of his life and it won’t matter. Also, Amber Heard gets naked a lot in her movies. Which are also pretty bad.