Women are inherently crazy, but they like to use the term “passionate” instead, so when you combine crazy with ratchet, stupid things happen. Like Nicki Minaj beating the shit out of her own car with a bat, because she got into an argument with the guy she let drive it around.
Now we know why Nicki Minaj and her longtime boyfriend broke up … one of them was on the verge of going to jail after she smashed the windows of his Mercedes with a baseball bat. Here’s what we know. During the summer, Nicki and Safaree Samuels got into an argument. She started screaming, he got pissed, and she EXPLODED in anger, grabbing a bat and chasing him out of the house. She wisely chose property over person, and pulverized the 2012 Benz. And for bad measure, she threw his clothes in the garbage — just like in the movies. Law enforcement sources tell us … cops were called to the house, but no arrests were made. Safaree was escorted out of the house and left. As for why Nicki didn’t get in trouble … it appears she owned the Mercedes, but allowed him to use it, and you can’t get arrested for destroying your own property.
I fully and completely believe this story, because a friend of mine worked crew for IHeart Radio this year in Vegas ans said Nicki Minaj was a raging bitch to literally everyone and screamed at a backup dancer for having the audacity to bump into her, so beating a Mercedes with a bat doesn’t seem out of the real of possibility. Another possibility? Everyone you vote for today has been bought and sold a thousand times over and don’t give a fuck about you or your interests. Happy voting!
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Recording artist Nicki Minaj (center) performs onstage during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on September 19, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Denise Truscello/WireImage) -
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Recording artist Nicki Minaj (C) performs with dancers during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on September 19, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Clear Channel) -
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Recording artists Ariana Grande (L) and Nicki Minaj perform during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on September 19, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Clear Channel) -
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 19: Recording artist Nicki Minaj (C) performs with dancers during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on September 19, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Clear Channel)