Lindsay Lohan Has Banged Everyone In Hollywood


It’s no secret that Lindsay Lohan‘s vagina is the Ellis Island of Hollywood as it takes all comers, but for some reason, Lindsay Lohan made a handwritten list of all the famous dudes she’s banged. Actor Gary Oldman dramatically reenacts the scene here.

In Touch has exclusively obtained a shocking list, penned in Lindsay Lohan’s handwriting, exposing 36 of her famous lovers. Among the dozens of superstars named are Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix… The source also shares with In Touch that Lindsay would pause to think at times “as if she had to remind herself of who they were.” Also named on the list are Heath Ledger, Colin Farrell, Evan Peters and Wilmer Valderrama. Many of them never imagined Lindsay would kiss and tell, but she apparently did! “The list has some pretty big names on it, and they’re not all single guys,” an industry insider tells In Touch. “This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core.”

I mean, I get it. Lindsay Lohan is the type of chick you bang once, because you know she’ll be down for pretty much anything, so I really can’t blame these dudes. The only downside to banging a chick who is down for anything is that there’s a great possibility that she’ll put your name on a list called “DUDES I BANGED” then sell it to InTouch.