Ryan Gosling Is Single. Or Isn’t Single.

That sound you heard yesterday was a tsunami of panties flying after two media outlets (InTouch Weekly and Life & Style) reported that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had split after two years. According to reports, Eva Mendes likes to party and Ryan Gosling likes to stay at home and make babies. Daily Mail reports:

They seemed to be crazy about each other when they stepped out regularly in LA with her dog Hugo. But on Wednesday, two publications reported Ryan Gosling, 33, and his girlfriend Eva Mendes, 39, split up over Christmas. 'There is no ill will,' InTouch's source said. 'Neither is rushing out to date other people right now.' Life & Style Weekly's source added: 'They just knew it was time.' Ryan's rep did not return calls to MailOnline. Eva's rep chose to not comment. A big problem was they liked different things. Eva, who is the face of Thierry Mugler perfume, preferred to be in the limelight, while her partner didn't. 'Eva loves Hollywood, the parties, the glamor,' a source shared. 'She loves going out.' But not Ryan, who is 'introverted – very serious and a total homebody'. Another problem was getting hitched and having babies. 'They knew it was time to take the next step and get married,' a friend admitted. 'But neither was sure they wanted that to happen.' Mendes has said in the past she was not interested in becoming a mother. 'I'm certainly not thinking about being a mom,' the beauty has said. 'I can't imagine it. I'm too selfish.' The Only God Forgives actor, however, wanted a brood. 'I'd like to be making babies,' he said. 'But I'm not, so I'm making movies.'

But as soon as the reports surfaced, Mendes' rep shot then down:

Sorry, ladies. Despite new reports which claim the couple, who were first romantically linked in September 2011, called it quits over the holidays, Eva's rep tells E! News the latest breakup reports are just another round of rumors.

It's a rep's job to say shit like this, so who knows if they're broken up or not. If they are, Ryan should text me. I mean, he's prettier than some of the chicks I've dated and I set a personal record max on the bench press yesterday. I also make pretty good brownies and can rock the fuck out of a tie and vest. Just sayin'. Holla at me, boo.


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