Jessica Hart Hates Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift seemed like an odd choice to perform at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, because she was surrounded by a bunch of women who can keep a boyfriend and don't need suspenders to wear a thong. As it turns out, VS model Jessica Hart thought so too. WWD reports:

Jessica Hart had just arrived from walking the show. “It’s just 100 percent fun. Yes, there’s a little bit of nerves but that just pumps your adrenaline,” she said. She was asked about Swift. Could she pull it off as a Victoria’s Secret model? “No.” Hart was making time until she shimmied to the dance floor. “I think, you know what, god bless her heart. I think she’s great,” she said. “But, I don’t know, to me, she didn’t fit. I don’t know if I should say that. I think what you find is that for a lot of us, we’ve been working for 14, 15 years; what it takes to make it here comes from experience and confidence and knowing how to be confident with yourself. I think it comes with age. It’s definitely the benchmark of all jobs.”

Taylor Swift is 22 and Jessica Hart is 27, and they both started at 14, so I have no idea what Jessica Hart is saying here. But Jessica has bigger boobs so I automatically agree with her. You're right, Jessica. Excellent points. Yes, yes, interesting. Is that so? Really? Wow, I didn't know that. Amazing.